I have invented vegemite lip balm to get rid of your HERPES and ZITS! LOL
Message me if you would like to order this!
Vegemite was invented in 1923!!
Vegemite is apparantly a cure for
MOUTH ULCERS AND ZITS!!!
Which is what inspired me to make this lip balm.
Maybe I found a cure for herpes, with this controversial tasting Aussie Favourite!
Apparently, it's also good for brain function...which I don't need because I'm pretty smart already :)
So, if you're intending to use my idea, I'm just a kid and I made it first! OK.
I LOVE VEGEMITE!!
Maybe I can cure my canker sores
and my zits....
whilst sitting in class, licking my lips....
which is actually....improving my brain function!
That's half of the world's teenage problems fixed right there!
A GREAT AUSSIE DIY RIGHT HERE!
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